Most lip balms are designed to be soothing to irritated and chapped lips, with wussy scents like cherry or vanilla or menthol. My Lip Stuff knows that those other lip balms can't hold a candle to the real good stuff, so they offer no-nonsense knock-em-dead scents like this Jalapeño Lip Balm. With an authentic hot and spicy chili pepper scent, it'll make your kisses strong enough to really leave people wondering. (Hundreds of other varieties are available, too!) $2 USD.